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What's
gray and comes in quarts?
Elephants |
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What
do you call a dog with no legs???
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The
Angry Snail
A man was watching TV one day when he heard a knock on the
door. He got up and answered the door, and to his surprise found
a snail looking up at him from his doorstep. Disgusted, the
man picked up the snail and threw it across the street. Three
years later, the same man was watching TV when he heard a knock
at the door. He answered it, and sure enough there was the snail.
"Hey!" the snail called up at him. "What was that for?"
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