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Why
don't cowboys make good lovers?
Because they think a good ride is eight seconds. |
A
cowboy Walked into a barber shop,
sat on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have
a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to
lather his face while a woman with the most beautiful
body that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine
his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and
I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She
replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like
that." The cowboy said, "Tell him your
working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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Why
are cowgirls so bowlegged?
Because cowboys eat with their hats on. |
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