What would Grace Kelly be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the top of her coffin

Did you see Roman Polanski's new movie?

Close Encounters With The Third Grade.

How can you prove that Jerry Falwell is right?

He didn't evolve.

Why doesn't Natalie Wood shower?

She prefers to wash up on shore

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What did Grace Kelly have that Natalie Wood could have used?

A good stroke!

What ever happened to the Wonder Years?

They voted Kevin off the cul-de-sac!