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People
Jokes
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An
artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
are discussing
the merits of a mistress.
The
artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the
risk of being discovered.
The
lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too
many problems.
The
computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened
to me.
My wife thinks I'm with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all
night on the computer!" |
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Oops,
The Waiter Did It!
One evening,
a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant
patiently awaiting her date. While waiting, she decided to make
sure that she looked perfect for him. So the young lady bends
down in her chair in order to get a mirror from her purse. Then
just as the waiter walks up, she accidentally farts quite loudly.
The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced,
sure that everyone in the place had heard her. Quickly she turns
to the waiter and demands, "Stop That!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure
lady. Which way was it headed?" |
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