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Transportation
MY FATHER      
an airline pilot, was the captain on the flight out of Cape Town which my grandparents and I took after a holiday in the city. We were seated in the cockpit with my father when he suddenly turned to my grandmother, who was seated behind him, and told her to look at the beautiful view. Grandmother replied, ”Don’t worry about the view, Barry. Just watch where you’re going!”
The Wine-ding Road       
A man and a woman got in a car wreck. Fortunately, no one was hurt. The woman said to the man, "Since we are both okay, we should celebrate. I have a bottle of wine in my car, let's open it." She got the bottle out of the car and handed it to the man. The man took a big drink and then handed it over to the woman, who closed the bottle and put it down. The man asked, "Aren't you going to take a drink?" The woman cleverly replied, "No, I think I'll just wait for the cops to get here."