| Did you hear that the only job for blondes at the candy factory proof reading the M&M's? | |
| How do you make a blonde laugh on Sat. night? Tell her a joke on Thursday... | |
| What's the difference between an intelligent blonde and a U.F.O.? There have been U.F.O. sightings. | |
| What do you call a brunette standing between 2 blondes? An interpreter... | |
| What do you call 21 blondes standing in a row ear to ear? A wind tunnel... | |
| Did you hear about the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in. | |
| Did you hear about the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass? | |
| Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard. | |
| Did you hear about the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid! | |
| Did you hear about the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery. | |
| Why Did The Blonde Have Bruises around Her Navel? Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too. | |
| What do you call a group of blondes sitting in a circle? A dope ring | |
| How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday. | |
| What does a blonde say in the morning? Who ARE you guys? | |
| Why can't blondes fart? They don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure. | |
| Did you hear about the blonde who lost 85% of her brains? Her husband died. | |
| How come the blonde had a square chest? She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. | |
| How do you know when a blonde is having her period? When she can't find her pencil and her tampon's behind her ear. | |
| How do you drown a Blonde?? Put a mirror in the bathtub... | |
| Why don't they let blondes take coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them! | |
| What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios? Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds | |
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