How
do you get a twinkle in a blondes' eye? Shine a flashlight in her
ear. |
Why
do blondes like tilt steering? More head room. |
What
do you call a blonde with a loonie on her head? All you can eat for
under a buck. |
How
do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave. |
How
did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? Fell out of the tree.
|
She
sent me a fax with a stamp on it. . |
She
thought a quarterback was a refund. |
She
tripped over the cordless phone. |
She
put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. |
She
told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". |
She
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept |
When
she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled
Macy's wrong!". |
At
the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote
Sagittarius. |
She
got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could
use it at night. |
If
she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless |
When
she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. |
|
|
|