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How do you get a twinkle in a blondes' eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room.
What do you call a blonde with a loonie on her head? All you can eat for under a buck.
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave.
How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? Fell out of the tree.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. .
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.